November 01, 2018 by: Ethan Huff
News) Feminist loathing of men has apparently reached the tissue paper
market, as the popular Kleenex brand has reportedly decided to
rename its “Mansize” tissues “Kleenex Extra Large” in order to pacify
leftist lunatics who are accusing the company of being “sexist.”
a statement, Kimberly-Clark, the Texas-based parent company of Kleenex,
said that the name-change is a direct response to a “consistent increase
of complaints on gender concern” – this, despite the fact that “Mansize”
Kleenex tissues have been on the market for some 60 years without issue.
company insists that longtime use of the word “Mansize” on the product,
along with attractive descriptors about it being “confidently strong” and
“comfortingly soft,” in “no way suggests” that any of this is “an
exclusively masculine trait.” But this common sense explanation apparently
isn’t enough for the deranged, man-haters psychopaths who see “sexism” in
as we remain committed to developing the best possible products for our
consumers and take any feedback extremely seriously, we decided to
renovate our current product and update the product sub-brand as Kleenex
Extra Large,” the company statement concluded.
first introduced male-branded tissues back in 1956, offering them up as a
disposable alternative to the large, cotton handkerchiefs that were
popular at the time. The company has always offered these and other
variations of its tissue paper for both genders, however – which any
rational-thinking person should understand.
feminists clearly aren’t rational, as evidenced by their insanely and
ironically racist response to a product that, because it was originally
designed for men, still carries this fact on its label as part of its
Mansize tissues remain one of our most popular products, with 3.4 million
people buying these tissues every year,” the company says.
feminist mom tweets Kleenex in rage after son made innocent observation
about Mansize label
be clear, Kleenex’s “Mansize” tissues have only ever been sold in the
United Kingdom, where radical leftism of many flavors, including
man-hating feminism, is utterly rampant. Another recent case-in-point was the
abolishment of an all-male choir that had been in existence in 1956,
simply because it didn’t include women.
U.K. grocery chain Waitrose also abolished a sandwich recently
after feminists complained about its “misogynistic” name: the Gentleman’s
Smoked Chicken Caesar Roll.
other words, if it’s tailored to men, recommended for men, or even just
mentions the word man or men, then it’s on the chopping block in the U.K.
– and increasingly in the United States and other Western countries as
well, thanks to the rapidly spreading cancer known as feminism.
all of this insanity is being passed on to the next generation as well.
Part of the reason why Kleenex is now kowtowing to feminist mental illness
like these others is because of a message it received on Twitter from a
feminist mom named Lisa Hancox, a “marketing chief.”
whined that her four-year-old son – shame on the man who decided to breed
with her – observed that the tissue box said “Mansize,” and asked whether
“boys and mummies” could use them, too.
was an innocent statement out of the mouth of a babe that the child’s
feminist mother of course used as an opportunity to go absolutely rogue
libtard on Kleenex.
suggests you should call them ‘very large tissues,'” Hancox claimed, more
than likely lying. “It is 2018.”
read other insane stories about the societal cancer known as feminism, be
sure to check out Gender.news.
can also read more news about the hijacking of civil culture by political
correctness by visiting PoliticalCorrectness.news.
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