Jokes, Poems, and Stories

 A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.   The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes , RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2011-02-15 13:32 - 0 comments

From:     Patty Lewis, Human Reources Director TO:         All Employees DATE:    October 1, 2010 RE:       Gala Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take   place on December 23rd, starting ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2010-12-17 10:53 - 0 comments

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions,  they ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2010-07-28 13:10 - 0 comments

kid.jpg First, we survived being born, not "removed" by a doctor and our mothers survived too and they smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-12-02 08:45 - 0 comments

daddys_shotgun.jpg 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used              men's size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-12-01 12:00 - 0 comments

How to make your own H1N1 Vaccine.   (General Health, Jokes, Poems, and Stories, Videos) ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-11-06 10:40 - 0 comments

What a great sense of humor and creativity!!!.... When U Black U Black: When I was born, I was BLACK , When I grew up, I was BLACK , When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK , When I was ...

Blog - GeraldMartin - 2009-10-19 08:05 - 0 comments

the-Good-Samaritan.jpg Five (5) lessons  about the way we treat people 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month ...

Blog - GeraldMartin - 2009-10-08 09:51 - 0 comments

MrBill.png When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa , Florida , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. ...

Blog - GeraldMartin - 2009-10-06 13:14 - 0 comments

Harry_S_Truman.jpg Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down ...

Blog - GeraldMartin - 2009-09-29 10:54 - 0 comments

1 . AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2 . AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. ...

Blog - GeraldMartin - 2009-09-29 10:06 - 0 comments

earth1.jpg You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever heard this twist on ...

Blog - GeraldMartin - 2009-05-26 09:06 - 0 comments

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense , who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.   He will be remembered as having ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-04-24 14:21 - 0 comments

 A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex        therapist's office.        The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'        The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual  intercourse?'        ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-04-03 12:48 - 0 comments

Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive. So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day......   About two hours into ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-04-03 12:25 - 0 comments

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.  Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-03-31 12:46 - 0 comments

Please Read all the way to the bottom: If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis: They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-03-30 11:04 - 0 comments

As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-03-25 11:04 - 0 comments

For those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap! � � �Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!   � A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. � Four worms ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-03-24 14:59 - 0 comments

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .  MARIA:         Here it  is.  TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?  CLASS:         Maria.   ____________________________________  TEACHER:   John, why are you doing ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-03-06 12:40 - 0 comments

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship; She goes on Tuesdays;  I go on Fridays.    2.  We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California ,  And mine is in Texas .    3. I ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-02-25 17:40 - 0 comments

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...     ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-02-23 17:20 - 0 comments

A Birth Certificate shows that we were born. A Death Certificate shows that we died. Pictures show that we lived! Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly. I Believe... That just because two people argue, doesn't mean ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-02-23 12:07 - 0 comments

you will need the windows media plugin Babies and Fathers This is why babies have Mothers. Copyright Issues? (Jokes, Poems, and Stories) ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-02-14 16:05 - 0 comments

Copyright Issues? (Jokes, Poems, and Stories) ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-02-14 15:57 - 0 comments

Dear Walter, I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2009-01-21 11:50 - 0 comments

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the Mayonnaise Jar and the 2 Beers. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2008-12-31 18:09 - 0 comments

Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.    The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.    The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.' Chuck replied, ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2008-12-31 17:45 - 0 comments

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"   The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2008-12-01 14:31 - 0 comments

The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year - old grandson. The old ...

Blog - Natural Solutio... - 2008-11-21 12:33 - 0 comments