A priest offered a Nun a lift...
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife..
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
Comedian Greg Gutfled had the following commentary on his show "Red Eye" last night...
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back...
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